I'm reclining on a sun lounger on the deck of the Marella cruise ship Explorer 2 under a blazing Mediterranean sun, the obligatory piña colada in hand - well, it would be rude not to - when the giant ...

I’d never seen the famous Fog On The Tyne until I set sail from Newcastle’s cruise terminal for a much-needed break on the high seas last year. I’m afraid the song didn’t disappoint, as our ship was ...