Glastonbury's worst-kept secret is out. The mystery band billed as Patchwork were, in fact, Pulp. Still, no-one was prepared to believe it until it happened. "If Robbie Williams comes out? No, I'm leaving,

But then the keyboard refrain of Sorted for E’s and Whizz began, up popped Jarvis Cocker, and it was on. A real treat for a festival that loves its added bonuses. “Did you know it was us?” asked Jarvis after Whizz and Year 2000,

There has been much anticipation over who the mysterious Patchwork is as the act is billed to take to the Pyramid stage at 6.15 on Worthy Farm's Glastonbury Festival today