Bill Maher's full monologue on his Donald Trump meeting: Read the transcript
Microsoft NewsKiMi Robinson,USA TODAY
Bill Maher's full monologue on his Donald Trump meeting: Read the transcript
As he opened the April 11 episode of "Real Time with Bill Maher," the host spent 10 minutes detailing his White House visit. Here's what he said.
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